strange insurance excuses

The following is a list of excuses compiled from insurance
companies all over the world.

1) Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I
don't have.

2) The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its
intentions.

3) I thought my window was down but found that it was up when I put my
hand through it.

4) I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

5) A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's face.

6) A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

7) The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times
before I hit him.

8) I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law,
and headed over the embankment.

9) In my attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.

10) I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel
and had an accident.

11) I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my U-joint
gave way causing me to have an accident.

12) To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the
pedestrian.

13) My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

14) An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

15) I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of
the road when I struck him.

16) The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.

17) I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the
hood of my car.

18) The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car
with a big mouth.

19) I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a
ditch by some stray cows.

20) The telephone pole was approaching, I was attempting to swerve out
of its way, when it struck my front end.