Saturday 30 August 2008

Course for men, by women

Courses for Men

Taught by women, for men.

101
Combating Stupidity

102
You Too Can Do Housework

103
P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

104
How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray

105
We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas –
Give Us Money

106
Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk
At 4 AM

107
Wonderful Laundry Techniques
(Formerly "Don't Wash My Silks")

108
Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception

109
Get a Life – Learn How To Cook

110
How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong

111
Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right

112
Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

113
You – The Weaker Sex

114
Reasons To Give Flowers

115
How To Stay Awake After

116
Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself
Anywhere But the Bathroom

117
Garbage – Getting It To the Curb

118A
You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try

118B
The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower

119
The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous

120
How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

121
How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost

122
The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency

123
Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

124
How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

125
You Too Can Be a Designated Driver

126
Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked

127
Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works

128
The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary

129
Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary

130
Real Men Ask For Directions

131
How To Take Illness Like a Man

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