* Darwin loves you
* Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
* Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
* Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
* Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church.
* Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
* Thank God I'm an Atheist.
* Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
* There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings
* If you think god is your co-pilot, try letting him land the plane.
* "Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day." God.
* If Jesus is inside me, I hope he likes fajitas ’cause that’s what he’s getting!
* Gods Don't Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
* If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
* He's Dead. It's Been 2,000 years. He's Not Coming Back. Get OVER It Already!
* All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry - Edgar Allen Poe.
* Viva La Evolución!
* Praying is begging
* Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season
* I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
* Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
* Cheeses Dried Foyer Shins. Praise the Lard.
* The difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate controlled.
* People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs
* Jesus is Coming? Don't Swallow That.
* Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
* GOD - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
* Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK
* God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus
* God Doesn't Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
* When the Rapture Comes, We'll Get Our Country Back!
* Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic? A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.
* You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing
* And God said unto His followers, ‘Get on your knees and prey.’
* Creationism: Holy Shit!
* I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
* How many prophets does does it take to make a profit?
* Science: It Works, Bitches.
* "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
* I Found God Between The Sheets
* I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent
* My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
* Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten
* If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
* Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
* ALL Americans Are African Americans
* I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
* Blasphemy is a victimless crime.
* Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
* Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
* Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church.
* Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
* Thank God I'm an Atheist.
* Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
* There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings
* If you think god is your co-pilot, try letting him land the plane.
* "Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day." God.
* If Jesus is inside me, I hope he likes fajitas ’cause that’s what he’s getting!
* Gods Don't Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
* If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?
* He's Dead. It's Been 2,000 years. He's Not Coming Back. Get OVER It Already!
* All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry - Edgar Allen Poe.
* Viva La Evolución!
* Praying is begging
* Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season
* I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
* Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.
* Cheeses Dried Foyer Shins. Praise the Lard.
* The difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate controlled.
* People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs
* Jesus is Coming? Don't Swallow That.
* Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
* GOD - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
* Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK
* God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus
* God Doesn't Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
* When the Rapture Comes, We'll Get Our Country Back!
* Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic? A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.
* You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing
* And God said unto His followers, ‘Get on your knees and prey.’
* Creationism: Holy Shit!
* I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.
* How many prophets does does it take to make a profit?
* Science: It Works, Bitches.
* "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
* I Found God Between The Sheets
* I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent
* My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
* Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten
* If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
* Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
* ALL Americans Are African Americans
* I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
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